It's that time of year, when culturati from all over the world, like the swallows of Capistrano, descend upon Miami for
Art Basel. There will be plenty of sources for information on art installations, events and parties: New Times has a
comprehensive list of Art Basel events as well as a guide to the
satellite art fairs, and the New York Times just published a
more curated list. And though we've danced around the
food as art question here occasionally, right now let me address the issue in a more pedestrisn fashion: where should you eat?
South Beach / North Beach
The Art Basel exhibition itself is in the Miami Beach Convention Center on South Beach. The good news is that from the Convention Center, you'll be in easy walking distance of the Lincoln Road pedestrian mall. The bad news is that there's hardly anyplace good to eat on Lincoln Road any more. If you must, consider
Meat Market for a contemporary take on the steakhouse genre, or for smaller budgets, the new
Shake Shack (my
Shake Shack review here) in the Herzog & de Meuron designed building at 1111 Lincoln Road. Otherwise, keep in mind that any place with saran-wrapped food and the hostess' bodacious cleavage on display out front generally is not worth eating at.
But all hope is not lost. South Beach has several promising new additions within about a mile of the Convention Center. The recently opened
Pubbelly is an "Asian-inspired" (read "Momofuku-inspired") gastropub which brings the contemporary casual Asian meme to South Beach.
Eden, in the late (and missed) Talula space, features a menu designed by New York chef Christopher Lee and a gorgeous outdoor patio space.
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For the high rollers of the art world, the
Wolfsonian Collection is hosting a special event dinner on December 1 in conjunction with a site-specific installation, "
Seduce Me," by actress/filmmaker Isabella Rossellini. While "Seduce Me" explores the mating rituals of various animals, big name chef
Jean-Georges Vongerichten will be doing the cooking,
Robert Mondavi Winery will be pouring the wines, and
Bulgari will be providing a special Rossellini-designed handbag and a watch for a post-dinner auction. Tickets are $1,000 (!); more information can be had from Michael Hughes at 305.535.2602 or
michael@thewolf.fiu.edu.
If it's some local flavor you want, try one of Chef Douglas Rodriguez's venues, each of which takes a slightly different spin on contemporizing Latin American cuisines:
Ola at the Sanctuary Hotel, the most pan-Latin of his restaurants (and also the closest to the Convention Center);
De Rodriguez Cuba (my
De Rodriguez review), in the Astor Hotel, for updated versions of Cuban classics; or the newly opened and seafood-focused
De Rodriguez Ocean, on the south end of Ocean Drive. Or for something more casual and funky, there's
Tap Tap, South Beach's only Haitian restaurant.
But if you want to really want to do South Beach like a local, consider a few more options:
Altamare (my
Altamare review), on the quiet western end of Lincoln Road (across Alton Road), is a local seafood specialist, and the menu has gotten more interesting and diverse since Michael's Genuine alum Simon Stojanovic took over the kitchen.
Indomania (my
Indomania review) is a hidden gem of a place, just a little bit north of South Beach proper on 26th Street, but worth the trek for their fun, flavorful Dutch-Indonesian food (the rijsttafels come with more than a dozen different dishes). And if you're up late and hungry, you'll be better off ignoring Anthony Bourdain's recommendation of
T-Mex Cantina (f/k/a San Loco); it's not his fault, I'm sure he just had one too many at Club Deuce and his judgment was impaired. Instead, head over to the
The Alibi, tucked away in Lost Weekend, a divey bar on Española Way, for their Philly Cheese Steak (on an authentic
Amoroso roll) or a shrimp po'boy, with a side of hand-cut fries with Ranch Dust (open till 5am).
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